insomniac-arrest:

You know what? Imma say it.

the absolute most valid Gwen Stacy design is the one giving her a bisexual undercut and eyebrow piercing

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no one else even comes close

(via full-of-internet)


djangojanelle:

gay-for-kristen–gay-for-kate:

hurloaned:

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i love this statue of sappho from the met because its definitive proof that after 2 and a half millenia we still cant sit in chairs like normal people

Case in point

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(And a bonus Cate Blanchett, because it’s just a matter of time)

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(via introverteddreamrr)


loveyourchaos:

rogueport:

thepaladog:

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

Here are some sources for this 

This is unexpected. 

(via lydia-marten)


chriscappuccino:

thebestoftumbling:

saint bernard puppy chasing a gopro

When I first saw GoPros in the stores, I thought, “What the hell would anyone need that for?”

Now I see.

(via lydia-marten)


transmedtwink:

lesbitchin:

if you don’t reblog this you’re straight

I legally can’t scroll past this post

(via fuckyahumor)


froody:
“ mercurystarkid:
“THIS IS THE MOST PURE AND UNDER APPRECIATED PHOTO EVER
”
Freddie nervously eyes Miko and Delilah, 1989. Like any cat owner he knows they will descend on his meal the moment he takes his eyes off them.
”

froody:

mercurystarkid:

THIS IS THE MOST PURE AND UNDER APPRECIATED PHOTO EVER

Freddie nervously eyes Miko and Delilah, 1989. Like any cat owner he knows they will descend on his meal the moment he takes his eyes off them.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


may-or-may-not-be-me:

theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

I’m still in school and lemme say time is already not real

(via h00tywhom)



kltzart:
“ kltzart:
“ 3/7/18
this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere
”
just in case anyone wanted to see him in action
”

kltzart:

kltzart:

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

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just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

(via lydia-marten)


leta-the-strange:

These scenes had the exact same energy. 

(via lydia-marten)


mllesouthernbelle:

kwehkwehmotherfucker:

morthils:

stillisee:

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

But he gets away by throwing a silver money clip with a fifty dollar bill in it in the gutter

This post got so much better

(via notlostonanadventure)


chrishemsworth:

Your dog’s name is Mike, last name Hat?
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


thegreenpea:
“ outofpocket-prince:
“ silent-calling:
“ You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.
”
My dad kept the computer locked and...

thegreenpea:

outofpocket-prince:

silent-calling:

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


bunbunbunni:

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The Lego Movie has big dick energy for doing this and I’m thankful

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